Has any woman ever received a spam email offering to make their vagina smaller? Because maybe that's the problem. I'm not to small. You're too big. Haven't you noticed that most women's vaginas are far more massive than they brag about. "Oh, I've got a tiny vagina me." "Yeah well I've got a microvagdge." "Yeah, well that's nothing. My vagina barely exists, it's like a tiny crease in a linen shirt." When actually we all know that most of them have humongous cavernous vaginas that no-one with our perfectly well shaped, well proportioned penises could fill.
And no, woman, for the record, I didn't come to quick. I'm just punctual. And busy. Perhaps next time you might make the effort to climax more promptly, as I have.
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